This is not to bore you non-Farmville folks with details of a stupid game; this entry is only to illustrate cabin fever at its worst.
On Farmville you can have all sorts of animals, plants, and trees. You harvest crops and get paid; you build wineries and bakeries to use your crops. You join co-ops so you can work together with friends for a bonus.
It's nothing but a time-waster.
Oh, and you have to beg from your Farmville friends all the time; if you have a hungry dog, you beg for bones. If you need watering cans for your trees, you beg for water, because it takes ten watering cans to get a tree from a sapling to a grown, producing tree.
Yeah. This is an old woman telling you this nonsense. With age comes wisdom? Obviously not.
So, on Farmville one can buy a nice little square orchard that holds twenty trees, so you can harvest those twenty trees all at once.
Hang on here, I'm getting ready to illustrate how bad things can get when you're housebound, longing for spring and gardening weather.
So I am forced to beg my Farmville friends for water for the latest seedling tree, and for boards, bricks and nails to build yet another orchard, because some varieties of trees are still mixed in with other varieties.
I think the time has come for the men in the white coats to come and haul me away.
On a positive note, I've become a millionaire on Farmville.