A redneck's love song to her computer

written by yours truly, this morning

I used to read the paper and books and magazines,
But I gave all that up, the day my Dell came on the scene.
There’s no more paper clutter to pile up all the time,
Cause anything I want to read, I get it all online.

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Oh, what a hard drive resides within my Dell.
She’s got lots of gigabytes and memory as well.
In the wee hours of the morning she’ll keep me company:
Oh, my computer... she means the world to me.

My wonderful computer, how marvelous you are;
You brighten up my trailer house and keep me out of bars.
With Google at my fingertips, there’s no more mysteries.
Oh, dear computer, don’t EVER crash or freeze!

Chorus again

Just use any old Sears-and-Roebuck country tune (Hank Williams' Kaw-liga would work) and sing along!