Dear Googlers

I see from my Sitemeter that many of you are worrying about your tulips freezing.

Here's the scoop:

If the tulips aren't blooming, you don't have to worry. I watched mine freeze solid a few days ago.

If they are in bloom, cover them up, or you'll lose the blooms.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Dear Lord, don't tell me Forest Gump said that, because I HATE that movie.