It isn't really a junk yard. Some old guy just puts everything he gets his hands on right here on his property. With the price of metal, there's a fortune here, rust and all. (Click on any picture to make it bigger.)
Some Kansas weed/wildflower. I'm sure they're in Missouri too, I just haven't noticed them.
Same ones, not so closeup.
And a simple Kansas landscape. When you're in Kansas, it's no problem to find a scene without power lines or utility poles cluttering things up. And I didn't see any jet vapor trails while I was there, either.
Tell me, my dear husband... what is it you don't like about Kansas?