The mother of my lovely and perfect great-granddaughter posted this on Facebook. I'm sure she got it from someone else, but I had not seen it before. It explains SO MUCH.
With time, women gain weight because they accumulate so much information and wisdom in their heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest their bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enomously cultured, educated & happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think, ~"Good Grief, look how smart I am!"