Thanks to Midtown Miscreant for this little gem:
Some guy's cat was hyper, so he figured out a way to get some marijuana into the little gal's system.
He made a cat-bong.
Which reminds me, I didn't know what a bong was for years; I even knew someone whose Siamese cat was named "Bong", and didn't have a clue what that was all about.
When my kids were going to school, there was a popular high school basketball player in our little town whose nickname was "Doobie". I didn't know that word had any meaning behind it, and I'd be sitting in the bleachers yelling, "Go, Doobie!"
I always wondered why people turned and looked at me funny when I cheered for "ol' Doob".
Obviously, I'm as ignorant about drugs as I am about computers. Maybe more so.