Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Just when you think you've seen everything...

Thanks to Midtown Miscreant for this little gem:

Some guy's cat was hyper, so he figured out a way to get some marijuana into the little gal's system.

He made a cat-bong.

Which reminds me, I didn't know what a bong was for years; I even knew someone whose Siamese cat was named "Bong", and didn't have a clue what that was all about.

When my kids were going to school, there was a popular high school basketball player in our little town whose nickname was "Doobie". I didn't know that word had any meaning behind it, and I'd be sitting in the bleachers yelling, "Go, Doobie!"

I always wondered why people turned and looked at me funny when I cheered for "ol' Doob".

Obviously, I'm as ignorant about drugs as I am about computers. Maybe more so.


darev2005 said...

There's not a thing wrong with being naive about some things. There are many many things in this world I wish I had never let into my head. But I would have loved to have seen you out there cheering ol' Doobie on. That would have been priceless.

It's Just Me ~ Katie! said...

I sometime think of myself as a mushroom "Just feed me poop and keep me in the dark". I think at times were better off not knowing or are we. Take care of you.

Carlene Noggle said...

Uh donna...what is a doobie? I know what a bong is...I think...Gee I feel dumb.