Tuesday, March 03, 2009

A conversation with my husband

Me: "Hey, Cliff, I'm going to be getting a $250 stimulus check!"

Cliff: "You are? Great, then we'll split it between us like we did the last rebate check."

Me: "No, you get yours at the rate of $7 or $8 a week; so every week when we go get your weekly spending money, we'll make out the check for $8 more."

Cliff: "How come you get a check?"

Me: "Because I'm drawing Social Security; everyone on Social Security gets a check."

Cliff: "That isn't fair! I want a check!"

Me: "Talk to Mr. Obama. You're the one who voted for him."

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

5 comments:

Traci said...

Heeeee heeee!

Rachel said...

You are just SO wrong. LOL

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

I'll get mine a dollar a week like the rest of the working force...You are a lucky lady!

Sugar said...

i'm on social security, but i don't get a stimulis check?
enjoy yours.
huggies...

Kathy said...

Hehehehe ....