Then I said something about how I was picturing myself in one of those dresses, and it wasn't a pretty picture.
It just went on from there, and I was eventually photoshopped into a Russian costume with a group of dancers. Here's the picture.
You know why I like it? Because I haven't been that slender in my entire life!
Now you have seen me as a Russian, and a skinny one at that. Who'd have thought that eating some Russian salsa would take fifty pounds off me.