So, Cliff has this co-worker

The guy is a perfect physical specimen, according to Cliff. He goes to the exercise room when Cliff does and RUNS on the treadmill for thirty minutes. Runs FAST.

There's going to be some kayak race on the Missouri River... in July, I think. When I google it, I get other years, but nothing for 2009.

Anyhow, the guy wants some practice before the big event, and he doesn't really like the one place in Kansas City that gives access to the Missouri River; we won't talk about why. That's his business.

So Cliff told him to come on out this weekend.

Oh dear Lord, you've answered a blogger's prayer! I shall be there with camera in hand, whether the guy puts his craft in at Napoleon or Lexington or Sibley.

Stay tuned.