I used to have a small herd of registered Jersey cows. I loved them so much, and I've missed them terribly for the past dozen or so years I've spent without them. It looks like, good Lord willing, this baby will be mine in a little over a week. I'll bottle-feed her, halter-break her, and make a total pet of her.
Her name is going to be Secret.
She is tiny; I doubt that her mother weighs more than 500 pounds. But I've always preferred my Jerseys small.