Did you ever sing puppies to sleep?

Cliff's cousin Edna sent this to me in email, and I looked it up on Youtube so I could share it with my readers.

Puppies! Get yours now!

Midtown Miscreant has puppies. For Sale. Tiny puppies, just in time for Christmas giving. Go over there and look at them.

He lives perhaps forty miles from here.

I want one; Cliff even said I could have one. But I know we don't need another dog to worry about when we go on vacation. So I'd appreciate it if some of you who live in this area would quickly put your money down on a puppy so I can think about something else.